Cleopatra Palin, Queen of Denial
The woman actually said dark red is bright green!  (I'd say she said black is white, but that would be appearing to reference the race issue, which isn't really the point.)  And she said it with such conviction.  Proving yet again that she not only can't read a legislative document, but doesn't read any newspaper, cuz they all said she had committed unlawful abuse of her office.  This nutjob is not only not going to be Vice President of the US, but she probably won't even get her own party's nomination for reelection as Governor.  Anyone want to take bets on how soon she gets divorced when her term is over?  And how soon after that, she's living in a trailer on welfare?  Alright, that's prolly an exaggeration, I'm sure she can still go back to being the local TV news sportscaster. 

[Oh, this is beautiful, Spellcheck puts the curly red flag under the contractions "isn't" and "doesn't", but has no problem with "prolly."  Dumbass robot.]